In Utah right now we have radio ads for a new kind of non-invasive liposuction—a procedure so easy that you can go back to work the next day.
First you could get white teeth for a fee; now you can get skinny for a fee.
Am I going to be the last chubby girl with yellow teeth left on the planet?
Monday, November 16, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Mother of the Year
Yesterday I got Eliza up from her nap, only to find that she was holding a piece of a petrified roll that I had given her the night before at dinner. Yikes!
Then, I was telling Ben about it at dinner last night. I ended with something dramatic like, “She could have died!”
Liam became curious at this point, and started asking questions. After he figured out we were talking about Eliza and a piece of a roll, he asked, “And then she died?”
The poor kid would have been traumatized if he knew what the word “died” meant.
Then, I was telling Ben about it at dinner last night. I ended with something dramatic like, “She could have died!”
Liam became curious at this point, and started asking questions. After he figured out we were talking about Eliza and a piece of a roll, he asked, “And then she died?”
The poor kid would have been traumatized if he knew what the word “died” meant.
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