Pretty Boy

When I was pregnant with Liam, I made the mistake of telling my co-worker, Joseph, that I hadn’t taken the tags off my baby clothes yet because I was still hoping he might come out a girl. Joseph was appalled at my completely inappropriate and horrible thoughts. He told me I was a man-hater and that my baby would grow up hating himself, along with the rest of the male population.

I’d like to dedicate yesterday’s dress-up session to Joseph.