You might argue that puppies are better because they can roll around under the coffee table and chew on your shoes. But guess what? Babies can do that too.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Babies Are So Much Cooler than Puppies
If you’re trying to decide between getting a puppy or having a baby, I would highly recommend the baby. When your puppy is 10 years old, he’ll still poop on the lawn. But when your baby is 10 years old, he probably won’t. And even though you can teach your puppy to do fun tricks like sit or roll over, you can teach your baby to do even better tricks like dance or advertise Quiznos sandwiches.
You might argue that puppies are better because they can roll around under the coffee table and chew on your shoes. But guess what? Babies can do that too.
You might argue that puppies are better because they can roll around under the coffee table and chew on your shoes. But guess what? Babies can do that too.
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Last night we climbed up on the fence at the house where we haven't yet moved in, and there's a dog house. Cool, huh? Maybe I'll get a baby to go with it.
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