Do I Have To Teach Him Everything?

I thought that human beings were born with the innate ability to eat a popsicle. Isn’t it common knowledge that you hold the stick and suck on the yummy part?

I gave Liam his first popsicle today, and he was totally clueless about the popsicle laws of nature.

First he was all, “So do I hold this cold, gooey part and eat the stick?”


Then he was like, “Oh I know. It’s like corn on the cob, right?”


Finally he started to grasp the idea of which end goes in his mouth.


I think he liked it. What do you think?